Salil's Day 3 at the Gym

Author : Salil Prashar

14/08/2017

Day 3 ?.... What happened to day 2

Yar yeh Doklam standoff ke karan thoda busy ho gaya tha issi liye yeh Gym Shym nahi jaa paya...... After all Nation comes first...

Now let’s leave this day 2 where it was, whats a day between friends

Ok, now, the alarm went off on day 3 and i helped it go *OFF immediately*, but i forgot ki 'alarm toh OFF ho jayega lekin biwi ON ho jayegi'......

Salil's Day 1 at the Gym

Author : Salil Prashar


Today after a hiatus of god knows how many days i finally joined a gym. I was putting off joining by reasoning that I required a break after my retirement, not that I had ever gone to any gym for the last many years........ But then what do these civilians know.

On entered the gym i was cornered by the owner and his first question was " what is your target?"

I was like... Target!! ..... Was his vision cataracted..... Couldn't he see my re-tyred body.... Anyways..... I pointed to the obvious and laid it out to him nice and simple.....